The future’s so bright we gotta wear tentacles
Dearest tentacle bearers, readers, writers, editors, publishers, and fans,
The Kitschies are going to take 2016 off.
We have exciting plans for the future, and, rather than rush to make 2016 happen, we’re going to concentrate on 2017 (and beyond) instead.
Interested in being part of our future?
We’re looking for sponsors – both full and partial. An ideal sponsor is someone that shares our vision of a diverse, exciting future, and is keen to connect with the intelligent, fun-loving, and (very) chatty world of readers.
We’re also recruiting more members to the team to make us even stranger and more unusual than ever before. These are volunteer positions to help us with everything from web design to event management, as we prepare to wrap our tentacles around bigger and better things.
If you’re interested in getting involved – either as a partner or a volunteer – get in touch at email@example.com.
We’ll be sharing all our schemes and dreams as they happen on Twitter at @thekitschies, or join our mailing list here.
— The Tentacles